Granny’s got ‘em by the balls

So a guy in Oregon decides to break into an 88-year-old woman’s home and rough her up a bit. She does what any self-respecting person would do in that situation — grabs the guy’s nuts and squeezes.

Got a 30gig Zune? It’s dead.

Zune 30s all freezing up at once.

I, for one, welcome our new iPod overlords.

Kevin Bacon — six degrees of broke?

Madoff’s Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Heckuva blog, Brownie!

I guess when they say anyone can start a blog, they mean it.  Michael Brown — as in “heckuva job” fame Michael Brown — has his own blog.  We’ll have to wait and see how he reacts when his site gets flooded with hits.

http://michaelbrownblog.com/

Is a sidewinder missile really a match for a Photon torpedo?

The US Government thought so …

U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO

Ambulances to be equipped with disco balls

CPR study suggests ‘Stayin Alive’ lives up to name

I actually prefer doing double time to Gordon Lightfoot’s Edmund Fitzgerald.

If THIS guy is getting some …

What’s your excuse?

Grande Mexican wedding: World’s heaviest man getting married

Drill here, drill now!

Hanky-Panky at the Interior Department

Is Muqtada al Sadr Now Living In Chicago?

Looks like Obama needs to get back there and organize.

125 Shot Dead In Chicago Over Summer
Total Is About Double The Death Toll In Iraq
CHICAGO (CBS) ― An estimated 125 people were shot and killed over the summer. That’s nearly double the number of soldiers killed in Iraq over the same time period.

In May, cbs2chicago.com began tracking city shootings and posting them on Google maps. Information compiled from our reporters, wire service reports and the Chicago Police Major Incidents log indicated that 125 people were shot and killed throughout the city between the start of Memorial Day weekend on May 26, and the end of Labor Day on Sept. 1.

According to the Defense Department, 65 soldiers were killed in combat in Iraq. About the same number were killed in Afghanistan over that same period.

In the same time period, an estimated 247 people were shot and wounded in the city.

He forgot the first rule of comedy …

… your jokes should be funny.  That said, prosecutors must not have much to do in Harlan, Ky.

Kentucky Politician’s Bad Joke About Girls Lands Him in Jail